What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

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What's the difference between a baby and an unwanted baby?

One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.

What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

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How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby ?

You can feel his presents ...

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Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

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How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

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What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

How much poutine was left after the hockey game?

Nunavet