What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

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What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

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Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

Why do successful lettuce farmers always get women?

Because everyone knows they give good *head*.

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What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

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Cremia River

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How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

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What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.