What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.

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How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

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What is Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song?

Cremia River

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

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How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

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What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler?

A poutine.

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.