Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

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Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

Whats the difference between toast and Frenchmen?

You can make soldiers out of toast.

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How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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When you are hit in the... - ball boy https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=rMMFHcRSjR8

What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

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Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

How do make a woman blind?

Stick a car windshield in front of her face.

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What would a world without women feel like?

A pain in the arse.

How do you make a dinosaur?

Kick it up the arse