Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

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Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

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What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

A: The Crime Rate!

What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

a duck

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Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

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Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

How do make a woman blind?

Stick a car windshield in front of her face.

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What would a world without women feel like?

A pain in the arse.

What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse?

Warren