What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why is the sea salty?

Because the land does not wave back.

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why does the Olympic torch always start in Olympia?

Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if "Thomas the Tank Engine" was set in early-1940s Germany?

ThomasDieKleineLokomotive

What did the set-up say to the punchline?

You're nothing but a joke.

Bagpipe Jokes More Bagpipe Jokes

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.