What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

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What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

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What do you call a night watchman with deep-set self-esteem issues?

An insecurity guard

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

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What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.