Car Windshield Jokes

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

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How do make a woman blind?

Stick a car windshield in front of her face.

Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

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Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

A: For spare parts.

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call a dirty Chinese crab?

A crusty asian

What do you call Asian quadruplets?

4chan

Exit Jokes More Exit Jokes

Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

Kite Jokes More Kite Jokes

What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

What's brown ans sticky???

a stick :) haha (yes i know its super lame)

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What was Camelot ?

A place where people parked their camels !

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.