What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

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How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences

Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

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Why do you hate me?

me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

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How do monkeys go down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster! :D

Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

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What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.