What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

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What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

stop with the cheesey jokes!

Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

Peak Jokes More Peak Jokes

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What do you call a mountain of puns?

Mount Cleverest

What do you call a mountain of kittens?

A meowtain