What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

Peak Jokes More Peak Jokes

What's worse than peaking in high school?

Climaxing to middle schoolers.

What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !