Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'
Arrrh, it's driving me nuts
Pirates.
Because they always take things, literally.
A. Who cares
It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone.
It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving
A race condition. Who is there?
An arrr-pg
The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"
