Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'

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What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

about a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

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How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

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Why did the joke on /r/jokes get removed?

removed

What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

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Knock-knock.

A race condition. Who is there?

What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

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What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

Whats a Pirates favorite letter?

Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee