How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.

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What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.

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When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

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Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.