How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.

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How does the Rabbi make his coffee?

Hebrews it

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

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How much did the critic tip the waitor?

two cents

How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.

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How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King