What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

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Nothing, because cats don't speak.

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Wall-sits.

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You tep on the brake, toopid.

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You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!

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Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"

What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake