Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

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What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say?

Where my dogs at "

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How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

How do Itallian chefs swap emails?

By spaghett-e-mail!

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Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

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Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.

What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

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What did the band consisting only of postmen call itself?

Vanmailen.

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

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Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.