Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
Put him in your back yard.
A subwoofer.
Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
She wants the D.
Because the lime was engaged.
On the sprin-ternet.
Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....
Chase it round the garden
A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.
He wanted to check his e-mail.