How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

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What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

What do dolphins like to listen to?

Podcasts.

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Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

What do blind people drive?

A cataract.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8?

Because 8 nined 10.

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?

A harenet.

What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

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Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

What's the difference between David Lee Roth and Snoop Lion?

David Lee Roth was in Van Halen Snoop Lion was in a van in halen