How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

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Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

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Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.

How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

Wimbledon Jokes More Wimbledon Jokes

When did John McEnroe arrive at Wimbledon?

About tennish.

What times does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish

Tennis Player Jokes More Tennis Player Jokes

What does love mean to a tennis player?

Nothing

Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.