What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

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What world athletic sporting event is held every four years?

The Olympigs!

How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

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What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare?

A monster coming out of the closet

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

What do Anne Frank and Bin Laden have in common?

They're both hide and seek champions!