Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How do you say genius sarcastically?

Apple genius.

What's the difference between an apple and a hormone?

You can't hear an apple

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Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

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What were ACDC called when they were kids?

ABCD

Why did they name themselves AC/DC?

Because that's the chord progression in all their songs.

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What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.