She's Got The Jack
Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...
Jack of all Spades
Can I give you a lift "
AC/DC
Because that's the chord progression in all their songs.
Where'd mofongo?