How do the greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

Where do the Greek X-men sleep when camping?

Mu-tents

What do you call a stabilizing greek?

A.... GYROScope

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream?

A: He was hit by a bus

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Crow Bar Jokes More Crow Bar Jokes

How do the greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

Where can you go to pick up black birds?

The crow bar