He left lip prints on the mirror!
He cracked up.
He stopped making cents.
A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.
Crackers always leave crumbs.
Now, I tweet them
Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied
A Conquistador!
Enough to make a bone hard.
Their ghoul-friend
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
Cut off his nose.
You can't get the shower curtain closed.
