What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

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What happens if you violate Reddit's content policy?

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What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

A: He got arrested just like you would've.

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What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

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How much for the mirror?

Ma'am that's the cover of Vogue

How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good."

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How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

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What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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What monsters are all the tools in the toolbox afraid of?

Vampliers

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.