How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

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What do you call someone with no nose?

Nobody knows.

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

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What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.

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Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?

To boldly go where no man has been before !

Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!