How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

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Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

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How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

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What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.