How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly.

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What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay