What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a midget and a bigot?

One is small and the Other is small minded!

What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

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Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

Why does Irish bean soup have exactly 239 beans in it?

Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.

Why did god invent whiskey?

x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world

Welsh Jokes More Welsh Jokes

What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.