What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a pygmy tribe?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What do you call 7 Irish guys singing "White Christmas?

Racist.

What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

A 6-pack and a potato.

Welsh Jokes More Welsh Jokes

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

What is the anthem for Scottish Engineers?

A: "All the Single Laddies" Edit: Read it carefully