What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds?

Because they kept throwin shade

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

How do you blind an Asian?

Put a windshield in front of them

How can you instantly blind an Asian person?

put a steering wheel in front of them

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.