What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9...

What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What is the Sun's favorite type of music?

Sol.

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

How do you blind a woman?

You put a windshield in front of her.

How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.