What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

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Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs?

So they can get a long little doggie.

Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?

He was always horsing around.

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Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

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What do you call a vegetarian with bad gas?

A leaf blower

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

What is the magic word?

son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case