What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

M Jokes More M Jokes

What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

Bad Gas Jokes More Bad Gas Jokes

What do you call a vegetarian with bad gas?

A leaf blower

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case