What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman?

An alcoholic with a drinking problem

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What do you get when you mix triangles with Tumblr?

Trigger-Nometry

What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

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Why did the Native American undergo cellular respiration?

To make A TP

What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid?

Running Stupid

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What do you call a sober Irishman?

A liar.

What's the most useless thing on a woman?

A drunk Irishman.

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What do you call an alcoholic with Parkinson's?

Shakespeare (say it out loud)

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

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Why did the broken straw go to rehab?

It had a serious drinking problem.

Where did the Fonz go for his drinking problem?

A-AAAAAAYYYYYYYY