What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman?

An alcoholic with a drinking problem

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Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

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I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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Arrrrrr Metis!

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Dog gone!

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Rick O'Shay.

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A leave of Absinthe.

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It had a serious drinking problem.

What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman?

An alcoholic with a drinking problem