Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

What cheese is used to block online streaming?

Edam

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What do you get when you step into the ring with Mohammad Ali?

Too soon

Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What do you do if attacked by a clan of clowns?

Go for the juggler

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

Master Jokes More Master Jokes

What do you call a sudden breeze at The Masters?

Augusta wind.

Why do Italians make good spies?

Because they're masters of "DEESE GUYS!"

Lego Jokes More Lego Jokes

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!