How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

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Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

What do we want? Racing car noises! When do we want them?

Neeeeeeeeooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

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How done is she?

a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

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How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

A: Siamese twins.