Boss
OC) He already has supervision.
Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.
Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)
Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.