Boss
Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave
Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...
Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)
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Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*