What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !

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Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

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What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

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Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

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What do you call a line of iron cats?

A Feline...

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings