What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

What do you get when you cross Donny Osmond and Marie Osmond?

Spastics!

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why don't paperclips move around a lot?

They like being stationery.

How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call pigs in a demolition derby?

Crashing boars.

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What happens if a line doesn't get enough Vitamin C?

It gets curvy.

What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings

What was a more important invention than the first telephone?

The second one.