What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?

PC Plod.

What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

What do you have to know to be an auctioneer?

Lots

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What's white and in the men's 100m track final?

The lines.

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ?

A wedding ring !

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.