Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.
A: You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
He felt his presents.
Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.
On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?
A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)
Incommunicado
A sandy hook
His mother told him to hit the hay.
An erection.
The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.
Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.
Your Mother.
Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.
He did it for the
