Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.
Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."
I used to know it, but... Affogato.
Ken always came in a different box.
Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"
I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say
He always throws the punch.
Ouch, that Hertz!"
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
An erection.
I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...
Your mother.
Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.
They have a lot of patients. Sorry.
