Chin Jokes

What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

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What do you say to a depressed, overweight person?

Keep your chins up.

What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

Not enough cement

How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )

How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

Who's there ! Chin and Tony ! Chin and Tony who ?

Chin and Tonyk !

How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne

What experience do you have plucking chickens?

Me: See all those hairs on my chin No. Me: Exactly.

Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

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What advice does Jay Leno receive when sad?

Chin up pal.

What's the most encouraging calisthenic?

Chin-ups!

How do Muslims do foreplay?

They tickle the goat on the chin.

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

A: Tulips.

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Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

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You can't milk a goat for over 50 years

What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

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Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

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Elton John's chin.

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What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?

A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.

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Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay

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Islams it!

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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

Not enough cement

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?

Permanent waves !