How do you catch a steroidal fish?

With A-Rod.

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How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

What sort of net is useless for catching fish ?

A football net !

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What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod