His hand caught on fire.
A: Pretty hot
Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.
A firecracker!
Because he would only do the minimum?
Because if they're on the fence too long they get caught.
asking for a friend
God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top
They have to use TWO hands.
When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.
Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.
Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.
He nose what he's doing
