Rod Jokes

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

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What do you call two guys above a window?

Kurt and Rod

Who isn't white or black but shows you no color?

A Rod

What do you call two men hanging from a window sill?

Kurt and Rod

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

How do you catch a steroidal fish?

With A-Rod.

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What is the fastest speed a woman can go ?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

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What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

What do you call a snake on viagra?

Rod!

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What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why were the suspenders arrested?

A: For holding up a pair of pants.

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

Kurt Jokes More Kurt Jokes

What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

What do you call two guys above a window?

Kurt and Rod

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

Why do stop lights turn red?

You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What music do they play in a mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

What's a dentists favorite time?

Tooth hurty

Hot Rod Jokes More Hot Rod Jokes

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.