Rod Jokes

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

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What do you call two guys above a window?

Kurt and Rod

Who isn't white or black but shows you no color?

A Rod

What do you call two men hanging from a window sill?

Kurt and Rod

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

How do you catch a steroidal fish?

With A-Rod.

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What is the fastest speed a woman can go ?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

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What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

What do you call a snake on viagra?

Rod!

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Send them the Fine Brothers.

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What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

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Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

What's the definition of the perfect woman?

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What did the Windows user say to his Linux terminal?

DIR

Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!