How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with pentagon?

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Pentagon Jokes More Pentagon Jokes

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

Triangle Jokes More Triangle Jokes

What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United ?

A triangle has three points

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Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line?

eFISHancy!

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

Congratulate Jokes More Congratulate Jokes

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/