Dead Giveaway Jokes

What's the definition of a will?

It's a dead giveaway.

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Why don't you have to pay for the items on a will?

It's a dead giveaway...

How do you define a will?

Hint: It's a dead giveaway.

Why don't undertakers provide free services?

That would be a dead giveaway.

What do you call a will?

a dead giveaway

What is a dead giveaway someone has no idea what they are doing?

They have an engineering degree.

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What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

What did the premature ejaculatist say to his offended lover?

Sorry... That came out wrong.

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How do you define a will?

Hint: It's a dead giveaway.

What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor

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What is one item which has never been affected by inflation?

Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

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What do you call a stripper you pay with noodles?

A PASTATUTE!!!

How ?

I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away

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What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

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What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

because it provides cavity protection

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Where u going?

M: Do u have ANY idea how much paperwork I've got to do

What do you get when 1000 politicians have an idea?

A dim light.

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What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.