Dead Giveaway Jokes

What's the definition of a will?

It's a dead giveaway.

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Why don't you have to pay for the items on a will?

It's a dead giveaway...

How do you define a will?

Hint: It's a dead giveaway.

Why don't undertakers provide free services?

That would be a dead giveaway.

What do you call a will?

a dead giveaway

What is a dead giveaway someone has no idea what they are doing?

They have an engineering degree.

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Hint Jokes More Hint Jokes

How do you define a will?

Hint: It's a dead giveaway.

How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What's the definition of a will?

It's a dead giveaway.

What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

Undertaker Jokes More Undertaker Jokes

What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

Item Jokes More Item Jokes

Why don't you have to pay for the items on a will?

It's a dead giveaway...

Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

What do you call a deer with no eyes ?

No idea :)

Provide Jokes More Provide Jokes

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.