How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

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What do pancakes and kids have in common?

The first one usually gets screwed up.

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .

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Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?

A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

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Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

What is the quickest way to double your money ?

Fold it in half !