How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.

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How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

How do you tell the time in the US?

By looking at a bomb

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Woodpecker Jokes More Woodpecker Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

Boy Tree Jokes More Boy Tree Jokes

How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.

Why did the girltree fall in love with the boy tree?

He was sappy