How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

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How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

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What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.