How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

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What does a pirate take for his allergies?

Aye-drops

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

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What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

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Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.