Shock Jokes

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer may shock you.

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How can you attract a group of like minded friends?

This clique bait will shock you!

What's a prison executioners favorite beer?

Shock-top

Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

Who's there ! Alec ! Alec who ?

Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock !

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Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

A: Kitty Perry

D Jokes More D Jokes

What do you call a gummy bear with no teeth?

Why was the lesbian mad when she got her report card?

Cause she got a D

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

Misunderstood Jokes More Misunderstood Jokes

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

World Jokes More World Jokes

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

What is the worlds friendliest aircraft?

A hellocopter!

Experience Jokes More Experience Jokes

What do you call the underwear of someone experiencing nocturnal emissions?

Dreamcatchers

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

Why are elephants grey ?

So you can tell them from flamingos !