What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

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Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

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How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

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What did King Arthur do in Camelot?

He "came" a lot.

What was King Arthur's favourite game ?

Knights and crosses !