What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

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What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

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Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

Why do pigs make good spies?

A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.

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What was King Arthur's favourite game ?

Knights and crosses !

What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light