How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

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Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia?

She doesn't Swallowbacca.

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How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

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Why do sailors use liquid soap?

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How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool?

Flip it upside-down.

How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.