Barstool Jokes

How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

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What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool?

Flip it upside-down.

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Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool?

Flip it upside-down.

How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

How well did the sailor do in school?

Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.

What did one sailor say to the other on Dec. 7 1941?

There's a little nip in the air.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

What do you get when you turn 4 blondes upside down?

4 brunettes

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why do bicycles always fall down if unsupported?

Because they're two-tired.

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Why are outdoor workers so in fit?

Cause they work out.

How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of 4.

What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What in the world is this?

The bartender says, "Central Park."

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything