What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(

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How do you bring a joke to the front page?

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Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

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What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

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What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(

What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky

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How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

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What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.