What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(

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Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

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What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

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What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

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Why did the GameCube controller get off the boat?

Because he got a little c-stick.

What fish is best to have in a boat?

A Sailfish.

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What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.