What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(

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What's all this?

Bracken: Well you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson Tammy Wynette and Garth Brooks . . .

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

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What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

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What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!

Why do scuba-divers go in backwards?

Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.

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What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed?

Keep it up!

How did the grandpa get rid of his sweet tooth?

He took out his dentures!