A few notches on the belt buckle.
If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.
The Holocaust was funny.
I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.
I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.
Top notch.
A ROMAN CATHOLIC!