Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

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What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

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Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

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How did the sun die?

It went to Detroit.

Which one is the boy you've been seeing?

New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died

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Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?

A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

Why was the Police Officer still in bed?

Because he was .