Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

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Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

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How do redditors get their water?

From a well, actually

How do you sink a French battleship?

Put it in water.

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What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

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What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?

A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.