What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A: Frostbite.

Why did the clown cross the road?

A: To find his rubber chicken.

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What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

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What do you call an agnostic?

An athe-ish.

Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.