What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you call a Chinese man allergic to dogs?

Starving.

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A: Frostbite.

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

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What makes Stevie wonder?

What everything looks like.

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

Agnostic Jokes More Agnostic Jokes

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.