What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

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What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A mars-upial

What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye?

Pink eye

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Agnostic Jokes More Agnostic Jokes

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

What do you call an agnostic?

An athe-ish.