How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

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Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

breaking the seal on a rock.

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How does a ninja shop for groceries?

No one knows.

Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

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What do you do after you licked the softest and sweetest puss in the world?

You put it back in the crib.

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

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Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?

The ghoulscorer.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.