How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

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A small medium at large

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What makes you qualified for this job?

Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.

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None she is the joke

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.