What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

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Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

How to climb a flight of stairs?

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