What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

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How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

How do you make a hotdog with a tree?

You fold it

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What's te definition of a bachelor pad?

A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

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How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.