What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs?

a bell.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

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What do you call someone with no legs?

30 a week poorer.

What is brown and has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler on a children's playground.

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

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Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself