What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

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How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer? When there's white-out all over the screen

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

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What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

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What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

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What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!