What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

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How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

in bytes

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

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What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

What do you call a computer that sings?

A Dell

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What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

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What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!