What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

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What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

What do the trees say when it rains?

Oh, what a relief!

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What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

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What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt

What's dark, and usually involved in crime?

A balaclava.

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Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson