What's the difference between HP computers and HP in a video game?

One of them you want to see a lot less of.

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What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

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Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

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What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny