What's the difference between HP computers and HP in a video game?

One of them you want to see a lot less of.

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What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.

What is the difference between a midget politician and syphilis?

One is a cunning runt.

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What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

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What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game?

First person shooter.

Why is Whitney Houston good at video games?

One of her strong suits is HAAND EEEEEEEYYYEEEE coordination.